We are about to move our offices to some shiny new digs, right between the Anonymous suite and a Scientology reading room - so things should be interesting! We'll try and keep the peace but no promises...
ZOMGPWN! promises to update as much as possible over the next few days but don't send us your whiny, crying emails about how you can't live without us and how can we do this to you and blah, blah, blah.
OK so we don't get any emails. Still, don't start with us, chachi.
Here are the things catching our eyes and ears in the past few days, all wrap-up stylee for you.
Paul McGuinness is even stupider and/or greedy than we ever gave him credit for. Better get a day job, Paulie boy. It's gonna be a long, tough road for ya laddie.
Jerry Yang breaks the glass due to emergency drop in stock price, wields ax threateningly at anyone who comes too close.
Apple is the most hated company on the nettorz?! Really? What about puppyabuser.net or doodiepuke.fm? No? Well, we have to say that Mitch Wagner over at Information Week makes some very salient and reasoned points in his recent story on this very topic. Kudos, Mitch.
Speaking of which, we have a box of Snickers Kudos* that we stole out of someone's car in a Ralph's parking lot. This would be the perfect time to enjoy our ill-gotten chocolate covered granola bars.
(*This post has been a paid for by Mars Inc. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved, bitches!)